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Man, just because this is the last
night, people out there are walking off

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everything that isn't nailed down.

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What happened to respect for property
around here?

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Hey, Ralph, what are you doing here?

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Packing up the truck so we can turn it
back in.

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Ooh, ooh, ooh. I could use that for my
classroom.

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I know that they've been talking about
closing down the community center

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of a lack of funds.

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You'd think that when they did, they'd
give us more than three days' notice.

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Yeah. I feel like I'm being thrown out
on the streets. I hate that.

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And don't ever let Kirk take you
backstage to meet his good buddy,

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If you think we feel bad, think of how
Louise must feel.

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She tried everything she could to keep
this place open.

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Petitions, surveys, letters.

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Oh, she even wrote to the city to try to
get the senator to declare it a

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historical landmark.

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After the war, the Marines tried to do
that to the backseat of my Jeep.

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What happened to that landmark thing?

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Well, it got us for a Truman. Mrs.
Fillmore, please.

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I guess there's nothing to do now except
decide where we're going to hold our

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meetings from now on. Why don't we take
turns using each other's homes?

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If you want, we can hold all the
meetings at my place.

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You think Molly's going to want all of
us over there every week? Hey, hey, hey.

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I'm the man of the house. I make the
rules.

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If you want to have the meeting at my
place every Friday night, then that's

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way it's going to be, whether Molly
likes it or not.

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Maybe we should change the meetings to
Thursday.

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No, we gotta keep it Friday. That's
Molly's bowling night.

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Greetings, fellow one -to -one club
members.

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Kirk, we're gonna be meeting in each
other's houses from now on, so if we get

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a bind, can we use your place?

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You do have a place, don't you?

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Of course I got a place, but I might be
moving to Fifth Avenue once my pants

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take off.

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What are you talking about?

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Feast your eyes on my new line of jeans.

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K -Buns!

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Yeah,

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go ahead and laugh.

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But as soon as I get financing, you're
going to see these babies in every store

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in America.

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Trust me, Red. You'd be as thrilled to
get into a pair of my jeans as I would

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to get into yours.

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Trust me, Kirk.

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You'd have a better chance of getting
into the Taj Mahal with a dead cow under

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your arm.

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Hey, Kirk, what do you know about
designing clothes?

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You barely know how to wear them. Well,
I'll have you know that I happen to be

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responsible for developing, as a favor
to a friend, the marketing strategy for

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the hottest line of clothing in stores
today.

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No kidding?

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What line of clothing is that?

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Guess.

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Calvin Klein?

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No, Ralph.

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Guess.

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Bugle boy?

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No, Ralphie. The name of the line of
clothing is guess.

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Forget it, Tom. You guess. I'm not in
the mood for this.

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God, I'm going to miss this place.

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This is where I got my life back
together again after my divorce.

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Yeah, me too.

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Well, here in Bloomingdale's.

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What it is? Silly me!

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You're on in the proverbial dumps
because the community center's closing

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tonight. Well, I'll fix that.

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Louise, what are you doing?

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Oh, I know what you're thinking, Mary
Beth.

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I swear, I do believe that poor woman
has hired one too many mid -jewel lips.

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And I know what you're thinking, Kirk.

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I wasn't thinking anything.

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Precisely.

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Louise, I don't get it. What's the...
Well, John, sometimes when things seem

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darkest, they have a way of changing for
the better. Take my childhood friend

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Agnes, for example. When she was 19, she
entered a beauty contest to select Miss

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Chichester. Agnes was leading the
competition until the final day when

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struck. The strap on her swimsuit
snapped and left her topless in front of

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judges.

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from the Miss Chichester contest.

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So the girl in second place was declared
the winner.

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Oh, the poor thing.

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Not at all.

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The next day, one of the judges called
Agnes and proposed to her. So you see,

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everything worked out splendidly.

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Agnes became a wife and I became...

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You're really serious about this, aren't
you? I certainly am.

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Well, I'm off to a very important
meeting with two friends of mine who

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power, the resources, and the will to
save these hallowed halls.

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Ralph, would you be a dear and help me
get a taxi? Perhaps if the driver sees

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your badge, he'll think you're a
policeman and stop.

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Impressionate a cop?

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All right, Louise, I just hope I can
pull it off.

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is a lot of money. Who are these people?
I'll explain everything later when we

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meet at Clancy's. Now, put on your party
hats and put those coffee cups back

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where they belong because the one -to
-one club will be meeting at the

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center for years.

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I admire women who take charge.

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You admire women who take cash.

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Excuse me.

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Hello. Yeah. My name is Florence Kellum.
Is Louise here? Oh, you just missed

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her. Yeah. Oh, darn. I just stopped by
to give Louise my phone number so we can

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keep in touch. Now that the center's
closing, could you give this to her for

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Yeah, sure.

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Thank you.

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I love Louise. She was so helpful to me
when we were in Meadowbrook together.

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Meadowbrook? Meadowbrook.

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Isn't that that psychiatric hospital
that they advertise on TV?

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Yeah. I'm sure she's told you all about
it. About what?

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Uh -oh.

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Forget what I just said.

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Forget you ever saw me. I was never
here.

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Did I hear right?

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Did she say that Louise was in a mental
hospital?

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Well, it was nothing serious. Louise
just had a little problem.

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How do you know?

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rest of us.

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Well, Louise and I are very close.

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Louise and I are close, too.

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Mary Beth, she let me see her without
makeup.

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Say no more.

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How do you like that? Our group leader
was a foot soldier in the Lone Plateau.

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Oh, shut up, Kirk. You know, besides,
it's none of your business.

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Yeah, I think it is our business.

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I mean, Louise is our friend, too.

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Now, tell me exactly what happened.

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Tell us all.

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Well, okay. It was right after her
marriage broke up.

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Her husband left her and Louise had a
hard time coping with it. Poor thing.

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She must have been really down.

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Oh, no. Just the opposite.

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She was up. She became manic.

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She felt like she could accomplish
anything. She was this ball of... In

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words, just like the Louise we saw five
minutes ago.

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Oh, no, no, this was different.

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She was way over the edge. She had this
big plan to save her marriage.

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She went to the British embassy to get
help from her best friend, the Queen of

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England. The Queen of England?

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And when the embassy refused to let
Louise in, she had to admit it was all a

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delusion.

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So she crashed, went into this deep
depression, and that's when she checked

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herself into Meadowbrook.

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I wonder if this could be happening
again.

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Oh, come on. Oh, think about it.

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She lost her husband, so she went to get
help from her best friend, the Queen of

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England. Now she's losing the community
center, so she's going to get help from

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mysterious millionaires.

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Sounds like all Louise is on the road to
another Meadowbrook moment.

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Oh, will you people stop it?

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Now, what happened to Louise happened a
long time ago.

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She doesn't have delusions anymore. If
Louise says...

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She's getting a half a million dollars
from some friends. I believe her.

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Hey, everybody, guess what?

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Louise told me who those people are who
are going to give her the money.

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Who?

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Her good friends, Mishka the munchkin
and Natasha the tattooed lady.

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Munchkins, tattooed ladies.

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Maybe we should go and look for Louise.

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We don't even know where she went.

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I can't believe she's going through this
again.

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I'm going to go call her house and see
if her babysitter's heard from her.

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Maybe you people are surprised about
Louise, but not me.

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Personally, I always suspected her
clutch was slipping.

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Although,

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come to think of it, there was that time
when she came in looking like Little

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Red Riding Hood.

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Cruz, what normal person would have a
hairdo like that?

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Yeah, what about that night she went
totally berserk on me for no good

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Kirk, ever since you've come to this
group, you've been a constant source of

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discontent and disruption.

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You're an offensive, self -centered, pig
-headed bore from the top of your head

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down to the tips of your ugly shoes.

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Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa,
whoa, whoa.

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Nobody, but nobody, talks that way about
my

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shoes.

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I still have nightmares about that
night.

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Yeah, well, you're not the only one that
she flipped out on. What about that

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time she got all bent out of shape?

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Just because I lost your baby.

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someone can be going to pieces right in
front of you and you never even notice.

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Yeah.

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Oh, well, her babysitter hasn't heard
from her. Yeah, well, relax, relax,

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relax, Kate.

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We just have to think positive thoughts.

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John's right.

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I just hope on the way to meet the
tattooed lady in the munchkin, she

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get mugged by the tin man.

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Oh, he just called from his plane. He's
so sorry, but he got delayed.

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Oh, dear.

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But he said not to worry. He has you
checked with him. Just let me know where

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you will be tonight, and he will bring
it to you.

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God bless both of you. Half a million
times over, you were my last hope.

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Thank you, Louise.

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And it's the least we can do. You
brought us into the community center.

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And if it weren't for the English
courses Mishka took, my little munchkin

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never have become this success he is
today. And we'd still be struggling with

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this filthy, stinking circus.

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Do you have time for some tea?

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Oh, a spot would be delightful. I can't
get over how good you look.

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Oh, well, can I keep a secret?

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I just had my flags lifted.

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I can't make it to the party.

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Party? What party?

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Didn't you hear?

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Louise is getting the guy to donate a
cool half a million to save this place.

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a bunch of people from the center are
going to go over to Clancy's bar, have a

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couple drinks, and watch Louise present
the check to Councilman Riley.

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Wait a minute.

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How is she going to get Councilman Riley
to come down to Clancy's?

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That's easy.

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The hard part is getting that sucker to
leave.

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Oh, no.

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Now she's inviting city officials.

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We'd better go to Clancy. She's going to
need us. Yeah.

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We'd better hurry.

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Right now, Louise could be giving no
meaning to the term happy hour.

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Will you call me later and tell me what
happens?

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Miss Philbert, you can't come with us?

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Well, it's getting kind of late.

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I'm just going to take my hat and my
noise maker and go home.

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Okay, big guy, let's go.

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coming, especially you, Councilman
Riley.

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So just enjoy yourselves, because any
moment now, Mishka will be here with a

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check for $500 ,000!

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I could be wrong, but I think we just
might be a little too late.

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Looks like it's time for plan B.

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Plan B? What's plan B? Simple.

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You go over there and grab Louise while
I created the version by grabbing that

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blonde over there.

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Since we have a little time, why don't I
tell you a little bit about our two

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benefactors? Mishka the Munchkin and
Natasha the Tattooed Lady came

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to New York as members of the Moscow
Circus. John, do something.

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They fell in love with America and
decided to defect.

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riding in a bear costume.

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Fortunately, they'd thought ahead, and
Natasha had a map of the New York subway

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system tattooed on her inner thigh.

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Will you excuse us? That was beautiful,
wasn't it?

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Thank you.

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What are you doing?

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I was in the middle of a very moving
story.

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Yes, I know.

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I always say, keep them wanting more.

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Louise, I really think we should go.

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Kate, you can go home if you want to.
I'm not leaving till Mishka gets here

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the check.

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Now, if you'll excuse me, I'll just
powder my nose.

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I'll go with her. Yeah, good idea. Oh,
John, would you keep an eye out for

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Mishka? You'll know him when you see
him. He's only about this tall.

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This tall? Right, yes, got it.

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Boy, oh, boy, oh, boy, oh, boy, oh, boy.

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Excuse me, can I have your attention,
please? Can I have your attention?

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I'd like to make an announcement.

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Please.

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Yo, people, put a pretzel in it.

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I just received some bad news.

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It seems that despite Louise Mercer's
courageous efforts, the gentleman who

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going to donate the money has changed
his mind.

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So, uh, yeah, regretfully, I have to
suggest that you go back to the center

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pack up your things before they put a
lock on the door.

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Okay, I'm sorry, but, uh, yeah, thanks.

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Yeah, bye.

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Hey,

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uh, shouldn't y 'all be going, too? Your
group might need your help.

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Group? We're fraternity. Oh, well,
didn't you know?

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It's free beer night down at Tintori's.

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Whoa!

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Yes!

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until you meet me.

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Where is everybody?

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Why did everybody leave?

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Well, they left because... Well, they're
all gone because I had to tell them the

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truth, Louise.

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What truth?

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The truth, Louise.

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No one is going to save the community
center.

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Well, that's ridiculous. I've got to get
to the town.

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It's okay, Louise. I really think we
should take you home.

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I can't go home. Oh, don't worry.

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We'll take turns staying with you.

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the clock. Do you feel better?

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Absolutely. What are you talking about?

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We know about the time you spent at
Meadowbrook.

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Oh.

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Well, your friend Florence Kellum
stopped by after you left.

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And I told him the rest.

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Yeah. We know all about the Queen of
England.

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And Miska the Munchkin.

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Not to mention his tattooed ball and
chain.

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all think I'm having some sort of manic
delusion. Well, some friends you are.

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That's why I never told you about my
stay in Meadowbrook. You think just

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I had an emotional problem and spent a
short time in a psychiatric hospital

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I'm crazy?

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That pretty much sums it up.

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It does, does it? Well, I'll tell you
something.

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Calm,

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calm, calm, calm yourself.

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We all care about you, Louise.

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You're just going to have to face...
Look, look, Louise.

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For your own good, you're going to have
to face reality.

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Louise, please.

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Look, Louise, please, please,
understand.

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There is no millionaire munchkin. John?

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Please, let me finish, let me finish.

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Louise, look, you're just going to have
to deal with this, Louise.

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In the past two and a half years...

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The one -to -one club, thanks to you,
has made a very big difference in each

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every one of our lives. It can continue
to make a difference.

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Or maybe we'll have to get together in
each other's homes once in a while. Or

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maybe we'll find another place to hold
our meetings.

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You understand?

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Please, Kirk, please.

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It's time to leave Oz and come back to
Kansas. Because no matter how hard you

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wish or how many times you click your
heels together, there's just no way a

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munchkin's going to walk in here and
hand you a check for half a million

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dollars.

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Kirk, will you please?

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Oh, I'm sorry. I thought you were
somebody else.

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Hey,

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Louise.

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Hello, mister.

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Here is your check.

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Thank you. My pleasure, dear.

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Well, John?

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Well, Louise?

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You know what they say.

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There's no place like home.